You never chill out.
You are constantly stalking your ex on Instagram (as well as Snapchat, TikTok, Facebook, LinkedIn, and other social media platforms, as well as their home and workplace).
You are completely ignorant of the concept of boundaries.
Your so-called "relationship" in sixth grade, in which your girl danced with another guy at the school dance, is the root cause of your trust issues today.
You must always be the focus of everyone's attention, and you must not hesitate to resort to extreme measures to achieve this goal.
You are a workaholic who never allows yourself to have fun, and as a result, you are slowly going insane as a result of this behavior.
You never forgive anyone or anything; if someone hurts you even once, they are your enemy for the rest of their lives.
You harbor feelings of envy toward everyone and everything in the world.
You are not actually nice at all; rather, you are extremely cruel.
You have a perpetually pessimistic outlook on life and always prepare yourself for the worst possible outcome.
You refuse to make any concessions, and everything must conform to your standards under any circumstances.
You have such a wide range of emotions; how do you even function in this world?