ARIES

The secretly competitive coworker. We understand! This person scares you. Always complain.

taurus

Money.

gemini

Your class's dumbest questioner.

cancer

The whiny, acoustic coffee shop album you keep playing.

leo

Yourself. Please. Discuss something else.

virgo

That book about introverted geniuses. That's fine, but do you realise you sound snobby? You're smart. Stop degrading others.

libra

doing right. You're fair and want justice, but you talk about it a lot. Isn't life unfair?

scorpio

Your thirst.

sagittarius

Tinder. How badly you want to get laid.

capricorn

Your obligations. Cool! Do them quietly.

aquarius

Six-month-old creepy documentary.

pisces

Having feelings.

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